home   ask          

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

image

459,297 notes

coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers
Floaty fun in Covent Garden last night ☁️
thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 
sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water
MILS ON WHEELS 🚗💨
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why